Thursday, July 29, 2004

Boob Job

July 28, 2004. I'm posting this after the fact. The date here commemorates the day of my mammogram and ultrasound. The event I had been dreading, anticipating, hoping, dreaming and denying since I heard there was first a problem. Today is really August 29, 2004 but reading over my blogs, I realized that I never posted a resolution to my worries. Well, I don't have cancer. There, I said it. After weeks of worry and fear once I found out that tests were negative, I just ran out and tried to get my life back in order. While doing that, I let others know I had a blog and they kindly followed up with me asking me what happened. I guess that this blog is my attempt at keeping my life an open book. I want folks to know what's really going on inside this head of mine but I forget that they are reading it. If I'm going to put stuff out here, I should at least have the decency to finish my stories.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

My Labels

"Won't you please tell me who I am."

Let's start with the labels others apply to me happy, stubborn, good-natured, grumpy well, you get the picture. A bit of good and bad. But I'm addicted to personality tests. Some are purely legitimate physiological tests, others internet tests, free horoscopes, ennegrams, numerology, and ......... It's all in the relentless search for my identity. I visited psychics, clairvoyants, tarot card and I Ching readers. With the publishing of this list, I am done trying to figure out who I am. If I don't know now, I'll never know.

My IQ is 126

Emotional Style: Empathy.
Thinking Style: Empathy.
Working Style: Healer

Myers Briggs: INFP/J (on the cusp)

INFP: "I Never Find Perfection"
Introverted Feeling
Extraverted Intuition
Introverted Sensing
Extraverted Thinking

INFJ: "Inner Nuances Fosters Journeys"
Introverted Intuition
Extraverted Feeling
Introverted Thinking
Extraverted Sensing

Learning Style:
Left Brained: 50%,
Right Brained: 50%

True Colours:
17% Blue
16% Green
11% Gold
7% Orange

Intellectual Type: Insightful Linguist
Love Style: Love Vs. Honour
Analytical and Creative

Here's the crazy duelness of my nature...
If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be Phoebe or Chandler.
If I were on the "Flintstones" I'd be Betty or Pebbles.
If I was a character in "Winnie the Pooh" I'd be Eyeore or Pooh Bear
If I was a treky I'd be Uhuara or Counsellor Troy, Garak or Kes.
If I were a dog I'd be a Beagle or a Burmese Mountain Dog
My Hollywood love match is either Harrison Ford or Richard Simmons.
If I were a shoe I'd be a Sneaker or Casual Pump
If I were in Medieval England I'd be a Jester.
If I were a flower I'd be a Daisy or a Lily

If I were a vehicle I'd be a Mini-Van.
If I were a rock star I'd be Sade (well, that's what the test said).

I'm a Critic
I am an Alcoholic.
I am an Adult Child of an Alcoholic
I am a Co-dependent
I am an Overeater
I have clinical OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)